MARTIAL ARTS
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
― Collection of Stories ―
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Mismatched Belt and Uniform
Showing up with your belt on backwards or a rival dojo's gi by mistake.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Forgetting Your Kata Midway
You freeze mid-form and improvise with extra kiais.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Stretching: The Real Battle
You spend more time fighting your own hamstrings than your opponent.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Pre-class Bowing Rituals
You bow so much before class that you sometimes do it outside the dojo by accident.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
That One Overzealous Sparring Partner
You wanted light sparring—they thought it was the finals.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Belt Rank Confusion
You forget which belt you wore last time—and so does your coach.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
The Black Belt Myth
Friends think a black belt makes you invincible—you know it means you’re still learning.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Mystery Bruises
You find new bruises after training and have no idea where they came from.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Unintentional Sound Effects
Sparring always comes with dramatic grunts—even if you don't mean to.
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Created at :
2025/7/31
Martial Arts: Relatable and Funny Stories from Dojo Life
Gi Laundry Day Panic
You realize your only clean gi is still wet an hour before class.
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